Casting Call

Maria and I (Steve) have been put in charge of creating a little movie for everyone at the reunion, because it doesn't involve that much responsibility and no one will die if we mess up. If anyone remembers the old family reunion movie, the one with the car-jumper torture scene and Great-Grandma Hall beating off a horde of motocycle misfits with a switch, it'll be a little bit like that, only it should be better, because Maria has a B.A. in film and film studies, so we're all expecting a lot from her because she has a degree to defend. Anyway, we're thinking about doing a little short film that will involve everyone who wants to be involved. As of yet the film will be titled It Came from the Return of the Curse of the Son of Squidman and will be like one of those old 1950's B-movie films, like Creature from the Black Lagoon. The script is currently in production, as is costume design. The concept art looks great. If anyone happens to have a full-body man-squid costume lying in their garage, or boxed up in the attic, please let us know. Casting is open to anyone who wants to be in the film, pass it on to the kiddos. Any further questions, contact me through my agent, Maria H.